And You Were Fired Because:

A running list of “advice” I won’t be following.

• No swim suit? Just go swimming au natural (in the outdoor,not so private, condo pool).
• “My name is Bitch.”
• Working at an elementary school (where at some point, I’m sure I’d smack a parent).
• “Shenanigans” while on the clock.
• Informing the confused about the “zombie apocalypse outside.”

 

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